The Return of Sidney Doodlewhacker (Again)
Hello all you butt monkeys out there in internet land. It's your old pal Uncle Sidney with yet another tirade against the flaming normals who troll the internet day and night looking for cheap thrills but don't have what it takes to get it up! Like this guy here Bucky Larson, The boy with the tiny penis.
The other day, Mrs. Doodlewhacker #4 and I went to the Drive-In and out to eat. I went to the liquor store and bought a jar of Junior Johnson's Midnight Moon Moonshine and mixed it in my pepsi-cola. I guess I should let you folks in on a secret, after Mrs. Doodlewhacker #3 and my braindead son Pud tried to put me in the nuthouse and have Some goofy Christian nut-job friends of theirs who are really a cult de-program me and have Jay-ee-zuss come into my heart and throw away all my Favorite reading material and my bottles of cheap booze and give up smoking, I escaped the nuthouse and found a new wife and now we live in a cute little shack out by the railroad tracks. Well anyway, the first movie was awful, shouldn't be showed at a drive-in, but Mrs. Doodlewhacker wanted to see the second movie, I just like the Intermission Reel and the fact I can hang out with like-minded people and discuss current events and whatnot.
Well after the movie, me and Mrs. Doodlewhacker #4 was tired and headed home an then in the mornin' had breakfast and read the newspaper and then we took a ride to see my twin brother Seymour Doodlewhacker. Here's his picture.
Well see you monkey spankers next time.