I'm Finally Back!

Here I am again,after  so many of you diddly whackers begged me to come out of retirement and write this stupid blog or whatever the heck this piece of shit here on the computer machine I'm writing.
I finally got a real place to live in this stupid city so as I don't have to sleep under the overpass any more and eat junk food the idiots that drive by throw out of their car windows, the only problem is....I have to do my own god damn housework now that Mrs. Doodlewhacker and Pud has found Jesus. I found him once...right outside of the bar where I left him!.
I really gotta keep this short this time, seein' as I am at a public liberry and don' have much time an I wanna go home seein as I got half of a forty ounce in my frigerater goin flat. 
Before I go...I jes wanna say "Revenge of the Petites" is my new fave-rite Porno...Here is a link to the Review. 
Also...my new favorite site in the world is This one right here, You can read the whole Magazine FREE online!
Here's some news that jes got me madder'n spit! 
 And on a more serious note,Click this Link to be sent to the "POOR Magazine" Website.
COULD THIS BE THE REAL SIDNEY DOODLEWHACKER?? 
Well kiddies...that's about alla time I have today...If'n I feel like it,I may post some more tomorrow.
 

Well, Well, Well! And welcome to the Sidney Doodlewhacker Show! I am your guest host, Th' Rocknroll Reverend, Close personal friend of Uncle Sidney. 
Sidney is re decorating his new home that I helped him get, It's a nice one bedroom apartment with several closets, a huge living room, antique claw tub and a nice area to grow his...ahem..herbal remedies. 
As you all know, Sidney has been bouncing back and forth here on the internet, trying his best to find a permanent home for his blog and keeps getting shut out by his ex-wife and stupid son Pud. 
I can't wait to see how ol' Sidney fixes up his new home. We already got him a better TV for his DVD and VCR Machines so he can watch his beloved Porn collection. 
Well kiddies, Sid just called me to let me know he will be taking over his blog soon...stay tuned and Stay Sick

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