Thursday, May 31, 2012

The NEW Sidney Doodlewhacker Show!

Sidney's New Website Is NOW Here.

Hello all you little dipshits out there. I know what you are all thinking, Where have you been Uncle Sidney? Well Uncle Sidney is about to tell you all a little story.

It all started when Uncle Sidney posted his last blog at his old site when my stupid son Pud came barreling in my shack,flipped off my TeeVee whilst I was watching Porno,crumpled my package of cigarettes and dumped out my Old Crow and told me to get down on my knees and pray to Jesus to save my soles. 
Well dammit, my feet weren't even hurting,so I hit that poor bastard inna face an his Maw started screamin' an then I ran out inna street an got hit by a street sweeper.

Well,Pud an his Maw thot I was daid so's they went rummagin' through my stuff,only to find 1,000,000 Porno Books an 2,000,000,000 Porno Movies and 85 Cases of Old Crow.
They tried to sell the stuff but peoples knew I was alive,so's no one bought 'em

Well Kiddies,Uncle Sidney has a new place to live,an a few links for ya's

This is where Uncle Sidney does his Shoppin'

This is where Uncle Sidney gets His Likker

An' This is where Uncle Sidney does his Readin'

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